❤antisocial❤

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)


jojokes:

If you’re feeling down please look at mario. He is giving you the thumbs up. Everything will be ok. It ok. Please be happy. I love you.

unfreezes:

That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.

(Source: foreverize)


obesitycore:

I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER 


whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college


z-eniith:

this happened
Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.
- This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via fuckinq)

(Source: anitaspallenberg)


takemetoalice:

thastorysofar:

this is why i love real friends


Dave why
stumpomatic:

konamiburger:

stumpomatic:

konamiburger:

stumpomatic:

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THAT’S ME I’M YELLING OMG HE WAS SO NICE ABOUT CARRYING ME I NEARLY CRIED

So did you ASK him to pick you up like a baby? I really feel like he’s just been waiting for people to ask him to pick them up so he can use those muscles and finally last night and tonight it happened and he looks so happy about it!

yeah!! first i asked him how much he could carry and he said “a lot” and i asked if he could carry me and he was said “yeah sure!!” and picked me up like i was nothing 

BEST!